i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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