Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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