What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
North Korea, Best Korea!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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