Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Dignity is for republicans.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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