I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just google imaged poop.
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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