Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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