Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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