I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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