At least make sure they are 18
Why
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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