Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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