Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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