Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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