We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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