she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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