I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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