Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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