I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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