If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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