Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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