hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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