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say what?
wanna hang out?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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