2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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