You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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