Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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