that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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