Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I could fuck to npr.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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