She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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