I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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