apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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