Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
