wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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