You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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