at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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