so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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