I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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