Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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