You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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