Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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