I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
