I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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