She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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