If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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