? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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