She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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