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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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