The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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