butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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