that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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