How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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