I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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