Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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