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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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