Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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