Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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