out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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