Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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