Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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